We are now at the cutting edge, nay, literally standing upon the single row of atoms that comprise the absolute apex of the nano-scale crystalline metallic sword of TV technology. This last weekend was spent fighting with cables, installers, CableCARDs, and customer support drones to set up our new FIOS TV account. It’s extra fancy and shiny when it works, which is about 80% of the time at the moment. So before I dive back into the tangled morass of cables and ineptitude that is the FIOS TV CableCARD install process, here’s a video of a car that’s just as sophisticated as our home theater system will be when I or whoever takes my place after I fall in battle finishes setting it up. Next week, I tackle SlingBox. Pray for me.