24 Hours of LeMons: All the Cars of LeMons South Spring!

Oh damn! Just weeks (though it feels like days) after completing the mega-epic 2009 Houston Gator-O-Rama, the traveling automotive freak show better known as the 24 Hours of LeMons is once again venturing below the Mason-Dixon line. Why so soon? Big $$$ Turns out that the further south you take LeMons, the better it works. As you travel further away from the land of Burning Man and hemp-flavored honey, the cars get less arty and more race oriented. Sure, there's much argument as to whether or not less art car is a good thing. But there's no denying that the spiritual home of NASCAR makes for some hella entertaining amateur crap car racing. And the locals definitely appreciate the races. In fact, the last time Team LeMons hit the humble 'burg of Kershaw, South Carolina around one thousand spectators showed up to cheer on the smoking, short-circuiting heaps of junk. So yes, by the time LeMons hits New Orleans this June, it'll take place in the Superdome. This here race, taking place over April 4-5 at the Carolina Motorsports Park, will feature more obnoxious teams, worse cars (96 of 'em this time out), worse drivers, better BBQ and my favorite -- more booze! Y'all had better be there, as only a true Judas would not come out and support a team called Heavy Metal that's going racing in a 1972 Ford LTD. Personally, I'm very much looking forward to meeting Team Fat Bottom Girls. Team Eager Beavers, too. Oh, and every single one of the participating cars is listed out after the jump. So, jump! [Note: If we spelled something wrong or forgot your team's website, please let us know!] 2009 24 Hours of LeMons Spring South Amaxophobe Racing 1986 Pontiac Fiero ambulance chasers Kia Spectra Anger Management BAILOUT BANDITS 1994 Mazda 626 http://bailoutbanditsracing.blogspot.com/ Barfing Duck 1995 Saturn SL BEAVER HUNT RACING TEAM BeerTech Racing 1986 BMW 325e http//beertechracing.blogspot.com Black Sheep Racing 1987 Nissan 300ZX http://www.teamblacksheepracing.com/ Blind Rodent Racing 1986 Ford ThunderTurd Blitzenbenz 1977 Mercedes-Benz 300D Bread Winner Racing 1987 Toyota Celica ST BS Racing 1993 Ford Probe Cherry Bomb Racing 1989 BMW 325i CMP Mafia 1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse http://www.carolinamotorsportspark.com/ CMP Mafia II 1983 Porsche 944 http://www.carolinamotorsportspark.com/ Coyote Motorsports 1985 Dodge Daytona http://coyotemotorsports.blogspot.com/ Dai Mondai I 1989 Toyota Celica http://www.toyotalemons.com/ Dai Mondai II 1987 Toyota Corolla FX16 GT-S http://www.toyotalemons.com/ Dawghouse Racing 2009 1986 Honda F1 F2009-lude Depends Undergarments Patrol Dog Ciao Racing 1974 Alfa Romeo Spider http://www.dogciaoracing.com/ Dorifto Dogs 1986 BMW 325e http://doriftodogs.com Dorki's Craptastic Racing Team 1985 Porsche 944 DOS Boot Racing 1985 Volkswagen GTI http://eludicate.com/~dosboot Eager Beavers Racing Team 1986 Honda Prelude El Pinky Chaparral 1985 Toyota Celica EnduranceKarting.com having fun 1990 Mazda Miata Euro Trash 1985 BMW 325 Flyan Hawians 1983 Porsche 944 Flying Purple People Eater 1984 Mazda RX-7 Furman/Limestone 1985 Nissan 300ZX Greyman Motor Club 1989 Mazda 626 Grim Reaper Racing 1994 Ford Mustang http://www.teamgrimreaper.com/ Hammer's Heroes 1983 BMW 320i http://hammersheroes.blogspot.com/ HEAVY METAL 1972 Ford LTD Hong Norr 1986 Honda CRX Howard J. Turkstra Motorsports 1983 Toyota Celica http://www.hjtmotorsports.com/ Huggy Bear Better Run 1991 Ford Escort http://sites.google.com/site/24hoursoflemonsspring2009/ Integrenaders 1988 Acura Integra http://cerient.net/lemons/ JP Smith Builders 1993 Ford Crown Victoria Junk Works Racing 1990 Mazda Miata http://www.junkworksracing.com/ Kudzu Kommandos 1984 BMW 325e http://kudzukommandos.tumblr.com/ Lab Rats Motorsports 1988 Dodge Colt E http://labratsmotorsports.blogspot.com/ LeMons Vuittion 1998 Plymouth Neon Lightning McQueen 1990 Volkswagen Jetta Living Waters Church of Subaru; Beauty of All Wheel Drive Tent Revival 1992 Subaru SVX http://www.myspace.com/awdtentrevival Loose Tool Racing 1994 Volkswagen Jetta Mad Bombers 1993 Honduh Peelude http//www.wildhorsesracing.com/MadBombers/ Malt Liquor Tech Racing 1986 BMW 325e more cowbell 1984 Porsche 944 http://web.me.com/appljack/Site/Welcome.html Not a Chance 1991 Ford Escort Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce 1988 Honda Civic http//perpetualdownforce.blogspot.com/ Peg Leg Rum Runners from Outer Space 1998 Ford Union Jack Victoria http://www.finalgear.com/ pleasant valley racers 1998 Ford Crown Victoria Police Brutality 1994 Lincoln Mark VIII http://speedycop.com/ Poor Man's Derrike Cope 1992 Honda Accord POS Global 1987 Honda Civic RacingNemo 1985 BMW 325e rbankracing.com 1985 Saab 900 Turbo http://www.rbankracing.com/ Repo Men 1993 Mazda 626 rescue 911 1991 Plymouth Laser Rubber Biscuit Racing 1994 Chevrolet Caprice Rush Hour Racing 1996 Ford Crown Victoria SATURN "5" 1995 Saturn SC5 Rocket Schumacher Taxi Service 1 - American Samurai from Japan 1986 Toyota MR2 http://www.schumachertaxiservice.com/ Schumacher Taxi Service FX-16 more masochism! 1987 Toyota Corolla FX16 GT-S http://www.schumachertaxiservice.com/ Scuderia Gonzo Alonzo 1987 Alfa Romeo Milano http//www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=131532195432 sinical racing 1984 BMW 325 SubarJew 1996 Subaru Legacy Wagon http://sites.google.com/site/subarjew/ Superkak Racing v2.0 1995 Ford Mustang http://www.hihpracing.com/ TAJ Escort Service 1993 Ford Escort GT 420.R MK III http://www.tajracing.com/ Team Chapter 11 Honda F1 Earth Nightmare 1988 Honda CRX Team Cockroach 1986 BMW 325i http://www.teamcockroachofwilmington.net/ Team Fat Bottom Girls 1986 Mazda RX-7 http://rennsouth.com/ Team FDonk 1984 Nissan 720 Team Miller Lite 1994 Subaru Impreza Team Non Sequitur 1992 Acura Integra http//www.illconceivedmotion.com/ Team Ponticrap (we are driving excrement) 1986 Pontiac Fiero Team Red Rocket 1991 Ford Escort GT Team Saab Story 1986 Saab 9000 Turbo http://ultimatetrackschedule.com Team Thunderturd II 1987 Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe Team Turbo Schnitzel 1987 Merkur XR4Ti http//turboschnitzel.blogspot.com/ Team We-Todd 1993 Honda Civic VX http://www.itsmyhonda.com/Hooch/garage/vehicle/648 Team WFO "dos" 1991 Honda Civic Team Z Racing 1990 Mazda Miata The Chassis Gynos 1984 Chevrolet Camaro The Revenge of Molde Carlo 1985 Chevrolet Camaro The Schumacher Taxi Service/2 Half a taxi 1990 Audi 80 Quattro http://www.schumachertaxiservice.com/ Theoretical Racing 1983 Nissan 280ZX Thinking with our Diptsicks 1990 Audi 100 Quattro TORQUELESS ROTARDS 1982 Mazda RX-7 Total Loss 1985 BMW 325 Tunachuckers 1966 Volvo 122 http://www.tunachuckers.com/ White Lightning 1986 Mazda RX-7 XXX-Games 1978 Opel Kadett

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