Is there such a thing as having your automotive cake and being able to drive it too? If you drive any one of the handful of available sport sedans, then it’s possible to get a slice. Sliding behind the wheel of the 2009 BMW M3 Sedan however, I received a face full of Funfetti cake and pressing the gas pedal further only spreads the frosting wider across my smeared, “why-so-serious” gaping maw.
The 2009 M3 is the aggressively-styled and powerful fraternal twin-brother to the standard BMW 3-Series sedan. While the 3-Series was buying time in a wind-tunnel, the M3 was off buying HGH. Everything is bolder on the M3 without going over the line; from the bulging hood and angry front fascia on back to the quad tailpipes, this sedan stands out. The design works very well to convey the appearance of speed before the START button is even pushed.
Once that button is pushed, it is no longer merely an appearance – this M3 packs an impressive V8 factory of power. The growl from the exhaust ranges from a nice, relaxed burble up to a demonic roar which clashes perfectly with the glowing angel-eyes up front. Most often we equate a large rev range with four or six-cylinder engines but the massive kidney grilles in the front keep feeding this 4.0L 32-valve monster with air well past the 8,000 RPM mark. At times I feel like I am driving a five-passenger sport bike instead of a 3,700 lb. German cruise missile. All that heft is moved adeptly by the 414 hp and 295 lb-ft of torque this wonderful engine generates.
I was expecting to find a six-speed manual transmission when I first opened the door to this car but found a unique knob with the following symbols: R, N, +, -, a diamond thingy, and D/S – with the iconic M logo below this hieroglyphic hodge-podge. This particular M3 is fitted with the M Double-Clutch Transmission which as the name implies utilizes two clutches for lightening fast shifts. All of the seven forward gears can be controlled by the car as a traditional automatic, or can be shifted manually via the shift knob or the steering-wheel mounted paddles.
This system works very well, allowing me to shift more quickly than I could with a standard manual. However I do wish it was less complex. It has far too many settings for the speed at which the transmission responds. In automatic mode, I can choose between five settings. Switching over the manual mode, I have access to six settings with the sixth setting only available when stability control is turned off. Each setting is progressively quicker as well as noticeably more jarring. I only used two settings for most of my time in the car. I had it set to the full teeth-rattling mode quite often but I would also switch to the softest settings when I had passengers in the car. I do enjoy the M button on the steering wheel which quickly recalls the setting of the driver’s choosing but I also wish the system was whittled down to comfort, sport and M(ad).
This BMW is an ideal car in that it is balanced in so many areas which make driving fun. It can roar to 60 mph in well under 5 seconds, winning most races in the ongoing stoplight-to-stoplight race series. However, I can use it to cruise lazily down the coast without feeling like the car needs to be driven hard. It is a great highway cruiser as well. When the time does come to push it, the M3 responds by shoving me further into the bolstered seats, clearing its throat with a growl, and blurring my peripheral vision into a darkening tunnel. If I were to stay on the gas pedal for too long I would be ripping through a ¼ mile in less than 13 seconds on my way to an electronically limited top speed of 155 mph.
Some find basic straight-line facts and figured boring … and the M3 offers something for these folks as well. Turning the wheel and pressing the gas results in controllable tail-out excitement when the stability control is turned off or a nicely executed corner with minimal intrusion when the nanny-systems are turned on. This sedan handles curvy roads like the knife used to cut the aforementioned cake. I am still expecting to see the ShamWow guy trying to sell me one during some late night TV commercial.
At this point I could go on and on about the iDrive system. It has gotten much better in recent years. After a few minutes of learning my way through the system, I was able to navigate all the menus with relative ease. It is intuitive and is displayed on a well-lit screen. The sound system was also fantastic and came with the optional iPod/USB adapter. I took a very long drive in this car and good music through a great sound system makes the trip more enjoyable, though at times it was fun simply listening to the car itself.
The 2009 BMW M3 Sedan starts at $54,850 and is actually the lowest priced of the three available body styles. The M3 is also available as a coupe or two-door convertible. The M3 shown here is heavily optioned with an as-tested price of $65,925.
Jeff Glucker is the Road Test Editor for www.nadaguides.com and graciously shares his reviews with us here at Speed:Sport:Life … be sure to check out the rest of their reviews and articles!